7/25/2023 0 Comments Postal 4 third person![]() ![]() ![]() One problem: it takes absolutely forever, with you having to bother the townsfolk for donations, and each time they donate an utterly piddly amount. In Paradise Lost, one of the errands is to collect $3000 for "charity".Peeing on Mike J while's he's in human form will result in him dancing a little jig while the music from the nightclub plays.The way the microphone keeps screeching as the Postal Dude doesn't even try to sing is just the icing on the cake. If these two NPCs happen to be facing each other, then this can lead to a constant loop of them repeatedly vomiting on each other. NPCs in Postal 2 are programmed to start vomiting if another NPC vomits on them.The Postal Dude: Sorry, I'm out of hot towels. The Postal Dude: (emotionally) You must be freezing! Let me warm you up. The Postal Dude: What do YOU MEAN this lane is closed?! The Postal Dude: Sorry! He checked out already! The Postal Dude: Now do you agree the customer's always right? The Postal Dude: Here's your low-price guarantee. The Postal Dude: (at the beginning of EZ-Mart level) What? You don't sell POSTAL? The Postal Dude: Is There a Doctor in the House? Even though the Postal Dude now sounds like an actual lunatic in Redux, but his dark sense of humour is still retained in several lines.That's right, The Postal Dude has an evil voice in his head. Postal 3!Dude manifests himself as the voice in the Postal Dude's head and often encourages him to just be violent (for example, he tells you to just kill vendors during some very long waits).The Dude will comment on each dog in the kennels as he walks up to them - including a cat ("Well, that's not right at all") and one of the gimp-suited dogs from the end of Apocalypse Weekend ("you gotta be fucking kidding"). One of the errands on Monday of Paradise Lost tasks you with investigating the Creature Control Center and Pets' kennels to see if they have Champ.Only one ends up getting in, but the game treats this as a full reload, meaning you got six shots again. The Beta Shotgun reload is just the Dude taking a handful of shells and attempting to shove them into the ejection port.Every single time an NPC farts, they go "Ohhh, yeah".At the Military Base, once you're at the warhead room, you can damage one of the warheads on the shelf.Cut to the Dude in the middle of Lower Paradise, the streets coated in blood and feathers, as the Dude comments "man, that's the most incredible thing I've ever done!". However, before you can do anything, the game is interrupted with a message claiming that Running With Scissors doesn't have the budget to include the pigeon hunting mission. In Apocalypse Weekend, after the cow hunting mission, you are tasked to partake in "pigeon relocation" and handed a rocket launcher.Before he is arrested, he pleads to the guards: "Hey, it's not my fault. After The Postal Dude raids the terrorist camp, he is arrested by National Guard.And then a rampaging elephant ''also'' shows up out of nowhere and kills him before he can do anything. Immediately following the elephant-killing errand in Apocalypse Weekend, one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped.The Dude: You, with the face, I'm looking for some easy cash. It also calls back to the petition, where the Dude tells the last person you ask to tell him if they've seen the dog in the picture, or else he'll follow them home and kill their dog. The Dude seems oblivious at first, but then quickly catches on. First is asking around for info about Champ on Monday, wherein the Dude shows off a picture of Champ to ask if the person has seen them. ![]() Paradise Lost gets not one, but two successor errands to the petition-signing.And the reason for the petition? To make whiney congressmen play violent video games.Most cases, the person runs in terror at the third attempt. The third time has the Dude threatening the person with violence to themselves and loved ones if they do not sign the petition. The second attempt is the Dude irritatingly asking again, wanting to be done with the whole thing in general. However, not everyone will immediately sign it. All you need to do is walk up to multiple random people and ask them to sign the petition. The petition-signing mission is pretty funny, and a good change of pace from the run-and-gun nature of the rest of the game.Say, aren't those things more valuable after the person is, um. Wife: Hey, did you get Gary Coleman's autograph? I can get a small fortune for it on eBay. ![]()
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